“Good Morning Class!”
“You don’t quite look like yourself today, teach!”
“I know but neither do you. So please take off your hat and let’s begin the lesson for today.”
“Why do I always have to take off my hat?”
“Why do you always have to argue about it? We’ve gone over how it is a sign of respect, many, many times this year.
Okay class, now that we’ve already wasted the first few minutes, it’s time to start the lesson.